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vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

thottweiler:

I can’t stop watching this

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

ven0moth:

when your mom calls you home but you just hot boxed the family van (x)

codeddenominator:

never forget last year’s vma’s when grimes and 2chainz had the same pants on

codeddenominator:

never forget last year’s vma’s when grimes and 2chainz had the same pants on

photoshoppedreality:

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…
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fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

faroresmemory:

"ur such a qt"

am I calling you cute?

or am I calling you a quentin tarantino?

you’ll never know

reallylameblog:

This is my favorite tweet

reallylameblog:

This is my favorite tweet