omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing