wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
I was baked in a drive thru today and the maccas guy said “it’s 19.50” and I said no mate get with the program it’s 2014
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
Something about you gives me vibe that there might be a slight possibility, then I think “lol nah.”
Now all i have to is to make some lyrics and find someone who wants to sing them, then I can get rid of the little melody thing (if it doesn’t sound right). Anyway this is what I have so far.
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you