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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

heliolisk:

hroakie:

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the holy trinity 

cogenics:

chloemew:

raverush:

But what’s Kirby going to look like when he eats the villager

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jaclcfrost:

“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle


tommy imma let u in on a secretim lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

prettyboyshyflizzy:


1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit
Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”
Girl: “Thats patrick”
Me: Nah baby, you a star 
Girl:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

1stdaughterofthechief:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Just put these new rims on the whip.. yall like em ?

Lol these are too dope.

imma roll up to the mall real quick and scoop up all the honeys saying some lame corny shit

Me: “look at my rims and you can see yourself”

Girl: “Thats patrick”

Me: Nah baby, you a star 

Girl:

imnotjailbait:

people be like “i don’t have a gag reflex ;)” and then this happens

Me: *tries to kill the bug that just landed in my room*
Bug:
Bug:
Bug: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.